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Sunday, April 29, 2012

EXCLUSIVE: Kardashians Sign $40 Million Deal with E!





2:04 PM PST -- Sources connected to the deal tell TMZ ... Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and Bruce will get the lion's share of the money ... and they are each getting equal pay. We're told Kendall, Kylie and Rob are on a lower pay grade -- and will be paid equally as well. Scott Disick and his son Mason have a separate deal. Ditto for Lamar ... who hammered out a package deal to appear in both "Khloe and Lamar" and "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."We're told the new deal ONLY includes existing shows -- so if Kim and Kanye get a new spinoff show ... they will have to bang out a new contract for even MORE money. The Kardashian family has just signed on for 3 more seasons with E!, and it's the richest deal ever in reality TV ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the deal tell us, the family will get more than $40 million for 3 more seasons of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." The 6th season of the show averaged 3 million viewers. The 7th season begins airing May 20.Our sources say the $40-plus million deal does not include product endorsements and other items associated with the show that Kim, Kris and the rest of the brood are able to hock.

Noah Wyle Talks Arrest Experience


Noah Wyle Talks Arrest Experience




Actor Noah Wyle doesn't care if he's famous, or if the cause doesn't effect him directly: he'll stand up for what he believes in.

Unfortunately for Noah, standing up got him arrested this week!

He's been asked about the whole experience, calling it "slightly surreal," and said this about his two kids:


"I think they're really proud of the old man right now."

He even said this of George Clooney:


"Let George focus on the international; I'll deal with the small domestic issues."

LOLz!

He was with about 100 protestors taken away in handcuffs during the protest by ADAPT to urge Congress not to cut Medicaid.

Let's hope it worked! Keep standing up, Noah!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: actor, arrest, arrested, george clooney, kids, protest, quote, unfortunate

Cited for Assault in Fight with Wife Pilar Sanders

 

BREAKING NEWS
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Deion Sanders
 shares some of the blame for the fight with his estranged wife Pilar Sanders ... according to police who have cited the NFL Hall of Famer for assault.

Cops in Prosper, Texas investigated the altercation that went down Monday at Deion's home ... and decided to give him a ticket for misdemeanor simple assault.

As TMZ first reported, Pilar was arrested a few hours after the incident ... in which Deion claims she and a friend jumped him. Pilar didn't get off as easy as Deion -- she was arrested and posed for a mug shot ... albeit a pretty glamorous one.

Pilar was booked for a misdemeanor ... "assault family violence."

A police spokesman said Deion's ticket carries a fine of up to $500.

OctoMom is At It Again!


The La Habra Police Department and the Orange County Dept. of Family and Children's Services showed up at the home of Octomom Nadya Suleman Tuesday night, after receiving a complaint from her hairstylist that the mother of 14 allows her kids to live in horrendous conditions.




Octomom's hairstylist went to the PD today and she tells us ... she told cops she has been in the house and seen the following:




-- the plumbing is a disaster ... there is only one working toilet in the house

-- some of the kids are pooping on portable training toilets located in their bedroomsand in the backyard

-- the kids appear malnourished and unbathed

-- she observed Octomom locking her kids in a bedroom while she tended to personal matters

-- the house is filthy

The stylist made other allegations as well.


When the cop and 3 Children's Services workers arrived and walked inside, you can hear Octo say, "Excuse the graffiti."

The authorities stayed an hour-and-a-half and left. We're told they determined the kids were not in danger so they weren't removed from the home, but there will be a follow-up with Children's Services.




We're told the authorities will continue to investigate.


Octomom's decision to go on welfare is pissing off people so much ... she's getting aflood of nasty messages and even death threats.

Hours after TMZ broke the story yesterday, our sources say Nadya Suleman started getting angry and threatening phone calls from blocked numbers, emails, and Facebook messages such as ... "Die bitch. I’m not working for your f**king kids, you’re the one that wanted them."

We're told Octo had to hang up on several irate callers, but not before they spewed choice words like:

-- "You're going to get yours."
-- "I'm not working to f**king pay --."
-- "F**k you, you don't deserve --."

According to our sources, Octomom's actually received a few positive messages too -- single mothers praising her for not letting pride stop her from doing what they believe is right for her children.

Despite the threats, we're told Octo has not called the cops ... yet.

]Octomom is so desperate for money, she did what she swore she would never do-- pose nude for cash.

Nadya Suleman is days away from being homeless ... the house she owns that has been in and out of foreclosure for more than a year will be sold at an auction Thursday ... so Octo needs a new crib for her brood ... stat.

The dilemma -- getting first and last month's rent together, so Octo has gone naked. She posed for the European magazine, "Closer."

Sources tell TMZ ... Octo got $10,000 for the shoot, which is what she needs to rent a new place.

Octo is being very up front now about some misgivings about having 14 kids, saying, "I'm doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I'm still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices."

It's not the first time Octo has been offered cash for skin ... porn giant Vivid Entertainment offered Suleman a $1,000,000 contract back in 2009 ... which she rejected.


OCTOMOMReal Estate AgencyREFUSED to Sell My Home



Nadya Suleman claims she's the victim of Octomomism -- prejudice against peoplewho have given birth to eight kids at once -- because she says a real estate agency refused to handle the sale of her home because of who she was.

As TMZ first reported, Octo is unloading her troubled La Habra home (and even asking for more than it was appraised for). But Octo tells us when she first tried listing the home with a friend who worked at Atlantic & Pacific Real Estate, that agency rejected the listing ... on grounds they didn't want the media coverage.

In fact, her broker friend was told if she wanted to list the home, she'd have to resign and do it somewhere else. She did just that.

Octo tells TMZ, "I was appalled to say the least. It is a blatant form of prejudice and I was disgusted that they refused to take my house and list it."

Calls to Atlantic & Pacific Real Estate were not returned.



Jack White Set to Score Disney's The Lone Ranger


Jack White Set to Score Disney's The Lone Ranger

Johnny Depp, Jack WhiteEvan Agostini/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via AP Images; Frederick Breedon/WireImage
We might not get to actually watch Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer's anticipated Disney flick The Lone Ranger until next May, but at least now when we try to imagine it, we have some idea as to what the background music might be like.
The Walt Disney Studios announced today at CinemaCon that Jack White, the White Stripes and Raconteurs musician, will write, produce and perform the score for the film.
The Lone Ranger will be the first feature film-scoring project for White, but he had a small role in Cold Mountain, where he sang several tradition songs, including "Wayfaring Stranger." He also cowrote and performed the song "Another Way to Die" with Alicia Keys for the James Bond film Quantum of Solace.
So what can we expect?
"We're going to have a little rock ‘n' roll score, and I can't wait to hear his rendition of the 'William Tell Overture,'" Jerry Bruckheimer said at CinemaCon.
Bruckheimer also revealed some more tidbits about the movie. "We have the classic elements, the big white hat for The Lone Ranger, though he's not wearing his blue suit. But he has his black mask, and he has silver bullets, and of course he has his horse Silver. Everything else is slightly different."
Are you excited to see what White does with the music? Let us know in the comments!


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/jack_white_set_score_disneys_lone_ranger/311363#ixzz1tTaIwGco

Beware Beyonce, Kim Kardashian! Getting Locked Out Of Inner Circle!!!


Beware Beyonce, Kim Kardashian! Getting Locked Out Of Inner Circle!!!
Filed under: Beyonce > Kanye West > Kim Kardashian > Gwyneth Paltrow > Jay-Z




But really, are we surprised??

Beyonce has always been ultra-exclusive, so this rumor definitely isn't shocking us! (Don't get huffy! She's Beyonce! She can be as picky as she wants!)

Now that she's dating Kanye West, apparently Kim Kardashian has been super excited about chances to hang with Bey.

But such a thing is NOT gonna fly with the Queen Bey!! Oooh NO!

Whispers through town reveal:


Kim had visions of her and Beyonce hanging out while Jay and Kanye talked music and business, but it’s not going to happen.

Bey’s marriage to Jay-Z was extremely private, and neither of them confirmed it until long after the event. Kim, on the other hand, turned her wedding into a media circus and the whole thing was filmed for a Reality show. Bey thought that it was really tacky and is not a fan of Reality TV, either.

Beyonce is used to hanging out with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – she’s in a totally different league to Kim.

Yep! They went there!! They totally went there!!

But srsly, this might be for the best. What would they have to talk about other than rapper relationships??? Fake eyelashes???

[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]

Tags: beyonce, celebrity couples, dating, drama, friends, friendship, gwyneth paltrow,inner circle, kanye west, kim kardashian

Guess The Celebrity!


Filed under: Guess The Celebrity

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This little lady with the long legs has a winged alter-ego and likes to smoke drugs that are LEGAL!
And HEY Y'ALL, she totally LOVES to party ALL OVER the states, sometimes with her achy-breaky dad!
Find out who has such luscious gams …AFTER THE JUMP!
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It's baby Miley Bird showing off her silky, longue-wear! We guess that's, like, pretty cool (HAH!)
Miley Cyrus twittered the artistic pic with the caption:
As you can see i have a very busy Monday ;)
Your life of luxury is thrilling to us all dear, now go flap your raven wings to the studio and GIVE US SOME NEW SONGZ.

Justin Bieber "From the Heart" Tells Debunked Baby Mama, "You Will Never Get This"


Justin Bieber "From the Heart" Tells Debunked Baby Mama, "You Will Never Get This"

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You better Belieb it!
Justin Bieber channeled his inner Sacha Baron Cohen on Saturday, taking to Twitter to randomly tweet his baby-mama accuser Mariah Yeater a bit of advice during his self-proclaimed #RANDOMTWITTERHOUR.
And what did the Biebs have to say to the 20-year-old who filed a now-debunked paternity claim? "You will never get this!"
Yup! The 18-year-old tweeted: "Dear Mariah Yeeter...we have never met...so from the heart i just wanted to say..." and continued with a link to the well known clip from the movieBorat: "You will never get this. You will never get this. La la la la la."
Sorry, Mariah!


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/justin_bieber_from_heart_tells_debunked/310626#ixzz1tTZ6nDEz

Photos: Mariah Carey Through the Years



APRIL 19, 2012 | 3:36PM
The pop diva's dramatic transformation from ingenue to mother of two
By:
Charlotte Andersen

Mariah Carey burst onto the pop charts at just 20 years old with her multi-platinum self-titled debut album in 1990. While her voice got most of the attention—she has an impressive 5-octave vocal range—her gorgeous body got almost as many headlines.

In June 1993 Carey married Tommy Mottola, the head of Columbia Records and the man who first made her a star. While the stress of a tumultuous marriage and busy career may have caused some weight gain, she remained sanguine, saying, "I've never been on the scale, that's the funny thing. A lot of people are like 'let me get on the scale, I gained 2.5 pounds I can't believe it.' Our bodies go through so much water weight gain and back and forth, and it's like you know, the scale is something to not be a slave to."

As her musical star continued to rise—her 1994 holiday album is the all-time best-seller in its category—her personal life was filled with turmoil. Her song "One Sweet Day," written for her sister Allison who died of AIDS in 1995, became the longest running number-one song in U.S. history. In spite of these struggles, she maintained a polished public persona.

Carey's public divorce from Mottola in 1997 only brought more scrutiny of her private life and stress in her career (her contract with Columbia Records hadn't yet expired). But in 1998 she cemented her stardom when she sang alongside Aretha Franklin, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Gloria Estefan, and Carole King in the VH1 Divas benefit concert.

Thanks to mounting pressure, relationship woes, and a failed movie and album project, Carey suffered a very public "physical and emotional breakdown" and was hospitalized for "extreme exhaustion."

She explained her weight gain at the time saying, "I've [always] been a very athletic person. I thought I could get away with it. Plus, I'm 'ethnic' so some people forget that, but some people give me a pass for that because we're allowed to be a little thicker."

After a lengthy recovery that gave her time to rethink her music career, Carey found redemption in 2005 with 10 Grammy Award nominations. However, her weight gain was getting more attention than ever before, and some even speculated her once-FAMOUS ABS WERE NOW AIRBRUSHED on with makeup.

Looking back Carey says, "Well, I've been on diets before, like my weight has fluctuated 15 to 20 pounds [over] certain years."

Finding success both in her career and in love, the singer married actor/comedian/rapper Nick Cannon on April 30, 2008. While she may have weighed more than her 20-year-old self (who doesn't?), Carey loved her new muscles.

"When I married Nick in 2008... It was during the "Touch My Body" era. The album was out; It was the follow up of the "Emancipation of Mimi." I was definitely bigger than I am now, but I was more toned. Not that I was more toned than I was now, but I was toned to be that weight.

Fulfilling her dream of motherhood, Carey became pregnant with twins in 2010. The pregnancy was difficult and she suffered severe edema (swelling caused by excess fluid trapped in the body's tissues), causing her to be put on bed rest and gain more than 70 pounds.

"Everything was on hold because my body was going through complete... I don't even know how to phrase it," she recalls. "Because of how debilitating the pregnancy was, I went to the last minute until it was very dangerous for me. I don't think there can be any greater challenge."

Carey gave birth to twins Moroccan and Monroe April 30, 2011. While she says she lost 40 pounds of water weight the first week after giving birth, she still had 30 pregnancy pounds to shed. After undergoing a c-section and a difficult pregnancy and birth, Carey decided to first focus on her diet rather than exercise.

"[In the past] I would always go on a very exercise driven diet, but after you have babies, you really have to take diet into consideration because it is, even to me, ninety percent of it."

Just six months after giving birth to twins, Carey had lost the last 30 pounds and became a spokeswoman for Jenny (formerly known as Jenny Craig). How did she do it? In addition to her Jenny meal plan, she was able to get back to the gym.

"I'm really focused on toning right now. I never had to focus as much on toning because I was always very toned, but you can't put your body through what my body went through and [not] work out. You've got to get the gym," Carey says of her new program.

Mimi's back! Although life will never be the same as it was before, Carey seems to have found a happy balance between work, marriage, and motherhood—even more important now that husband Nick is battling his own health crisis (The 31-year-old was hospitalized for kidney failure in January and later diagnosed with lupus nephritis, an inflammation of the kidneys).

For more on how Mariah Carey got her groove back, pick up a copy of the May issue of SHAPE! The pop diva opens up about weight loss, wellness, Whitney, and more.

6 Celeb Moms Who Make Their Own Baby Food



APRIL 20, 2012 | 6:01PM
They're on a crusade to keep their kids healthy through homemade fare
By:
Jen Luciani
 Mad Men star January Jones' cutie, Xander, is 7 months old and likely ready for some new tastes and textures.



"Healthy, no-cook purees are time-saving ways for busy moms to provide healthy homemade meals for their babies," Huber says. "This BLACK BEAN BANANA MASH is one of my favorites, a delicious and completely unexpected combo that Xander would most certainly gobble up."
At 9 months old, Denise Richard's beautiful new daughter Eloise Joni is old enough to eat many of the same things her big sisters, Sam and Lola.


"As a busy working mom, having healthy meals that can feed all three children is certainly the way to go [for Denise].One of my favorite family meals is a simple ROAST CHICKEN.It is a healthy, delicious meal the whole family can enjoy together.All Denise has to do is put a little of the chicken and roasted veggies into a food processor and puree to the appropriate texture for Eloise!".With children Liam, Stella, Hattie, and now a fourth baby on the way, Tori Spelling is definitely one of the busiest mamas in Hollywood.


"At 6 months old, Hattie is still a new eater," Huber says. "One of the best first foods for a baby 4-6 months old is ROASTED BUTTERNUT OR ACORN SQUASH.They are nutrient rich, easy to digest, and not allergenic. An added bonus is that one large butternut squash yields about 25 ounces of baby food, saving mom's precious time by only having to cook once and freeze the rest."

Grey's Anatomy star Jessica Capshaw has two children and a third on the way.

"For a busy, working and expectant mom, easy-to-prepare meals are key to save time and stress. This MUSCLE MAN STIR-FRY RECIPE is chock full of grains and veggies and is a healthy go-to weeknight meal for the whole family."

Jessica Alba is playing more roles than just mom and movie star these days. The new mogul and mom-of-two started the HONEST COMPANY, which provides parents with healthy and non-toxic products for their families.

"She knows the benefits of homemade baby food and makes her own for her beautiful baby girl Haven.At 7 months old, Haven is ready for new tastes and textures. One of my favorite foods for this stage is LENTILS.They are nutritional powerhouses and blend well with lots of other foods," Huber says.

TV Host and SPOKESMOMS founder Ali Landry may seem super busy, but she still finds time to make sure her kids are eating right.

"Ali's baby boy, Marcello, is 5 months old and ready to start eating solids," Huber says. "A wonderful first food for a baby is PEAR PUREE. It is non- allergenic,easy to digest, and babies love the taste. It can also be soothing to a baby suffering from acid reflux.As an added bonus, cool pear puree straight from the refrigerator is very soothing on a teething baby's sore gums."

What's inside that little glass jar may seem wholesome, but when it's store-bought, do you really know what you're putting inside your baby's mouth? Former actress and mom of two Liza Huber, daughter of actress Susan Lucci, has made it her mission to educate others about the importance of feeding your children only the finest ingredients that nature has to offer (whipped up with love by mom, of course).

It's easier than you'd think. Some of Hollywood's busiest moms are already doing it for their little ones! We asked Huber to pinpoint six celebrity moms and offer recipes that they (and the little ones!) would love from her popular cookbook SAGE SPOONFULS.

Paris Hilton’s Coachella Bikini and Other News





- Hillary Clinton got wasted. [BuzzFeed]

- And some even more important news than the Secretary of State crunking in South America. [theCHIVE]

- Rumer Willis really doesn’t want us to look at her face. God bless her. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher is probably already done banging this woman and moved on. [Lainey Gossip]

- The 20 Hottest Photos Diana Morales [Heavy]

- A closer look at the Fuck You, Jennifer Aniston Diamond. [TooFab]
- Most Infamous Mistresses in Sports [Bleacher Report]  - Alessandra Ambrosio in lingerie and, more importantly, not pregnant. [Popoholic]

- So who wants to see Brad Pitt when he was 14? I see that hand, Justin Bieber. [IDLYITW]

- Terry Richardson somehow managed to make Candice Swanepoel look wors- No, wait, nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Suck an organic dick, Gwyneth Paltrow. Bey’s got a fancier, new BFF. [The FABlife]

- China can’t handle Kate Winslet‘s breasts in 3D. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna‘s still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And now Bill Murray‘s saying he might do Ghostbusters 3 after all. Of course. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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Oh, Phew, Gerard Butler Went To Coachella. Now We Definitely Know There Weren’t Any Drugs There.


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Gerard Butler showed up at Coachella over the weekend, so for those of you keeping track of his rehab, he’s not even trying anymore and very possibly just followed the scent of Lindsay Lohan‘s vagina, so “almost dead.” Put him down for almost dead. On that note, just what exactly does a coked up Scotsman due at a wee bonny pansy festival? Pretty much whatever the hell he wants:

- Steal women from said wee pansies? Check.
- Assault cameraman who clearly snapped him mid-coke deal? Check.
- Maul more women away from pansies? Double check.
- Mug Michael Peña? Check.
- Smash Honest Tea bottle into back of hipster DJ’s skull? Let’s assume check.

he Crap We Missed – Monday 4.16.12


In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one pic from Coachella, which only exists because Rihanna didn’t want her Twitter fans to miss out on the vantage point that the entire Coachella security detail and a dirty, fake-hippie with a half-full bottle of rum totes banged all weekend. We’ve also got Tyrese, the ever classy gentleman, offering a ride home to this nice young lady, as well as James Franco who couldn’t look more like a pedophile if he tried. Wait, scratch that.Raise your hand if your mommy threw the toaster into the tub with you again today,

Miley Cyrus Still Wearing Them Dang Ol’ Itty Bitty Dresses To Perlates Class And Other News


- Cute Russian girls are apparently on the prowl. [theCHIVE]

- Emma Watson finally found someone who won’t yell “Three points for Gryffindor!” post-coital. Let her have this. [Lainey Gossip]

- The NRA has officially lost its shit. [BuzzFeed]

- Jose Canseco just fucked Al Gore‘s mind. [Dlisted]

- Radiohead’s Entire Live Performance at Coachella 2012 [Heavy]

- Scarlett Johannson apparently thought she could bang Sean Penn without anyone finding out. [TooFab]

- Jessica Alba does pro-wrestling. [Bleacher Report]

- Maria Menounos has feet? Since when? [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton does Harper’s Bazaar. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kendall Jenner‘s bikini photo shoot looks like another wonderful Kris Jenner Mother of the Year production. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Remember those insane Sara Jean Underwood Esquire shots? It had outtakes. Sweet, sweet outtakes. [IDLYITW]

- Kelsey Grammer had his wife’s name tattooed on his hip. Smart. [Celebslam]

- Battleship is making a ton of money overseas. Not good. [FilmDrunk]

- Hologram Tupac might be going on tour now. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.19.12





Q: Why is Kim Kardashian the lead shot? She’s a terrible person.
A: This post. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Josh Hutcherson making it exactly clear why Vanessa Hudgens broke up with him, Seal doing the exact opposite (Yes, I believe this was choreographed.), and we start a new game called ‘Who Looks More Dead?’ Round 1: Jack Black‘s soul vs.Shirley MacLaine., Surprise winner! It’s Leelee Sobieski,

How Will Lindsay Lohan Mess Things Up? Bar Fights. She’ll Mess Things Up With Bar Fights.

I haven’t really touched this story much, so just to bring everyone up to speed, two weeks ago Lindsay Lohan was accused of getting in a fight with a chick at The Standard except she’s adamantly denied even being there and claims to have been home watching TV that night. So of course yesterday,RadarOnline found out the police have footage of Lindsay Lohan at The Standard and not at home watching TV: “Investigators obtained the surveillance video from the Smoke & Mirrors nightclub at The Standard Hotel and it clearly shows that Lindsay was there on the night of the alleged assault,” a law enforcement source tells RadarOnline.com. When contacted for comment, Lohan’s rep initially denied his client was at the hotel and told RadarOnline.com, “Whomever is responsible for this lie will be held accountable for their misguided actions.” However, he is now saying, “We’re going to wait for the Sheriff’s Department to release their findings before we comment any further.” And it gets even better because Lindsay actually went back to The Standard this past Wednesday and got in another fight with a woman. And in case you needed more evidence she’s completely lost her shit, she was there with Michael Lohan which apparently started the fight, according to TMZ: We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”
The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.
Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”
The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”
That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face. Naturally Michael Lohan couldn’t jump in front of a TMZ camera fast enough to confirm he was there – Oh, and that Lindsay’s innocent. But did he mention he was with her? – so you can really tell there’s an incredible series of decisions being made right out of the gate. So while everyone else clearly heard the judge in her probation case say, “Stay away from clubs and don’t do anything illegal,” Lindsay Lohan apparently listened to the cartoon toucan sitting on the gavel instead. “Follow your nose!”



James Franco Hated Making ‘Tristan + Isolde’


“God, where do I begin? For starters, they wouldn’t let my character fight Spider-Man which was bullshit…” It’s always cool to read stories about actors being completely candid about working on movies that were obvious pieces of shit and being honest enough to say, “Yeah, it was a piece of shit.” Except there’s also a fine line that needs to be walked between refreshing candor and bitching about getting paid ridiculous amounts of money to play dress up and not enough people respecting the rich, delicious aromas wafting out of your anus. So you’ll be surprised to learn James Franco has no fucking clue what that line is as evidenced by his latest wank for The Daily Beast where he whines about Tristan + Isolde and manages to shit all over the medical community of Prague. So for your convenience, I pulled some choice quotes and then offered up my translation of what James Franco really meant, but in simpler, less fart-sniffing terms:

The Crap We Missed

 – Friday 4.20.12
 [Ed. Note: Bouncing a little early considering 90% of the entertainment industry is high off its ass, though I don't know how that's any different than usual. If something big breaks later (Getting a vibe from the Sasquatch camp.), I'll attempt to add a penis joke to it. If not, Most Important People tomorrow morning as usual. - SW] Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t include any pot-smoking   references unless you count Penn Badgley‘s hipster version of a stoner that makes me only slightly less wishful for a brushfire to wipe out Coachella. We’ve also got Kelsey Grammer‘s insatiable tongue lust finally crossing the gender line, and see if you can pinpoint what doesn’t belong in this picture, and no it’s not the black guy, you racist.The downside to marijuana legalization because I enjoy harshing your buzz,

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